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  • Performance Tuning

    Scooby Dooing Episode 10: The Case of the Copy-and-Paste Consultant

    November 4, 2025 /

    Every Scooby-Doo episode has one thing in common — there’s always a fake ghost. Sometimes, that “ghost” is really just a guy in a mask trying to scare everyone with smoke machines and spooky sounds. In the SQL Server world, this ghost appears as the canned-query consultant. You’ve seen them. They roll in with a big name and an even bigger slide deck. They click “Run All,” hand you a 200-page report filled with screenshots and DMV outputs, and vanish into the night. They didn’t solve your mystery; they just dumped a list of clues in your lap. Or worse, you hired a big-name consulting firm, which brought on a…

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    It’s All in the Name, Index Naming Conventions

    January 10, 2018

    Scooby-Doo and the Mystery of Cloud Costs (Let’s have some fun!) – Scooby Dooing Episode 1

    August 25, 2025

    What does this little check box do? Query Governor SQL Database Setting

    September 13, 2017
  • Performance Tuning

    Solving SQL Server Mysteries with a Whole Gang of Sleuths -Scooby Dooing Episode 4

    September 10, 2025 /

    One thing I’ve always loved about the Scooby-Doo cartoon is that he never solved a mystery alone. Scooby and Shaggy could sniff out a clue between snacks, but it always took the rest of the Mystery Inc. gang to crack the mystery. Velma helped with her smarts, Fred with the traps, and Daphne with spotting the overlooked details—all of them used their skills to actually catch the villain. And sometimes, they even brought in special guests, such as Batman, the Harlem Globetrotters, or Don Knotts, to help tackle the really tricky cases. Performance tuning in SQL Server works the same way. The Tunnel Vision Trap When you’re buried in a…

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    Can You Hear It Now?

    January 31, 2018

    The New Public Speaking

    April 29, 2020

    Expanding My Reach

    February 7, 2018
  • Azure,  Back to Basics,  Performance Tuning,  Problems & Solutions,  Summit

    Why DBAs Still Need to Know the Foundations of SQL Server

    August 19, 2025 /

    Over the years, I’ll admit, SQL Server has come a long way in making life easier for database administrators and with each version it keeps getting better and better. The installation process bakes in more best practices than ever, default settings are smarter, and cloud offerings like Azure SQL and managed instances take a lot of the heavy lifting off our plates. Backups, high availability, patching—all of these are more streamlined than they used to be. It’s tempting to think this means DBAs don’t need to know the “nuts and bolts” or “how things work under the hood” anymore. But here’s the problem: I am seeing a real gap in…

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    So let’s talk naming conventions

    September 15, 2015

    Being a Woman in the SQL Community

    February 26, 2020

    Back to Basics: Why not parameterize?

    December 23, 2015
  • Back to Basics,  Performance Tuning,  Posts with Scripts

    Quick Tip: Remove CONVERT\CAST from your WHERE\JOIN clauses

    March 28, 2022 /

    Quick Tip Remove CONVERT/CAST from your WHERE clauses and JOINS when comparing to variables of different data types. Set their data types to match your table definitions before using them as a filter. Optimizing your queries this way will greatly reduce the amount of CPU time, reads, and I/O generated in your queries and allow your code to take better advantage of indexes. Example We are going to create a very simple stored procedure called ConvertExample. In this procedure we will see two things. One, the first procedure we create will declare two variables as VARCHAR( MAX) data types, then in the WHERE clause it will convert a table column…

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    Eliminating Unnecessary DELETE Operations

    February 27, 2025

    Static Data Masking (SSMS 18.0 Preview)

    December 19, 2018

    The New Public Speaking

    April 29, 2020
  • Back to Basics

    Mastering TempDB: The Basics

    February 3, 2021 /

    I regularly deliver a presentation called “Mastering TempDB”. I wrote it based on what I wish I knew about TempDB “growing up” in my career as a SQL Server DBA. It really is a breakdown of what TempDB is, how it is used, what problems actually occur within it, and how to best configure it. With advice from my colleagues, I have decided to break that down into this article to educate you. What is TempDB? TempDB is a global resource used by everyone and everything inside SQL Server. Think of it as a dumping ground for anything that doesn’t fit in memory. It is always database_id number two in…

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    In Memory Table Indexes

    January 22, 2020

    Replication Max Text Length

    June 20, 2018

    Understanding Columnstore Indexes in SQL Server Part 1

    June 26, 2019
  • Back to Basics

    Install ALL Things SQL Server… What?

    November 26, 2019 /

    Does your server look like this? Many of us have inherited a SQL Server instance that has all SQL Services installed. Someone, maybe even you, went through the SQL Server installation process using GUI and checked every option available to them, then just clicked Next, Next, Next and then Install. If this is your environment, please take a moment to evaluate and decide which of these services that are required. From a performance tuning perspective, it is important to only run the services that you need. Each of these services can consume resources on your server. Sharing resources reduces what youe SQL Server Engine, SQL Server (MSSQLSERVER) or named instance…

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    Why I Go to Summit Each Year?

    October 11, 2017

    Understanding Columnstore Indexes in SQL Server Part 1

    June 26, 2019

    The Gang vs. Jason: Unmasking JSON’s Secrets in SQL Server 2025- Scooby Dooing Episode 7

    October 1, 2025
  • Important Links,  Lone DBA

    Invest in Yourself Stop Making Excuses

    October 22, 2019 /

    Bob Pusateri (B|T) tweeted a quote image that really struck a chord with me and elicited a strong reaction from myself. It got me thinking I need to write a blog on this, so here we go. Many times, over the years I’ve had conversations with people in which they have said things like below. “I can’t learn anything new because my work won’t send me to training” “I can’t learn about xyz because my boss or coworkers won’t sit down with me to show me how” “I don’t have time to learn anything new” “We’ll never go to the cloud, so I don’t need to know that” “I’m too busy…

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    Ruh-Roh! SQL Server 2025 Finally Brings Us a Free Standard Developer Edition – Scooby Dooing Episode 2

    August 28, 2025

    Approximate COUNT DISTINCT

    January 3, 2019

    Back up Encryption for SQL Server

    September 5, 2018
  • Indexes

    Are My SQL Server Indexes Being Used?

    August 28, 2019 /

    Indexes can be incredibly beneficial to your database performance; however, they do come with a cost—indexes both consume storage space and affect insert performance. Therefore, it is important as part of your index maintenance procedures that you periodically check to see if your indexes are being used. Many times, indexes are created in the belief they are needed but in fact they are never used. You can reduce that IO overhead on inserts when you remove unnecessary indexes. How Do You Find Them? Glenn Berry (B|T) has a fantastic script as part of his diagnostic scripts (link) that helps identify index utilization. In his diagnostic scripts it is listed as…

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    Change Azure SQL Database Service Level Objectives in SSMS

    August 28, 2020

    In Memory Table Indexes

    January 22, 2020

    So How Did It Go?

    September 28, 2015
  • Misc

    Editorial – Dealing with Ugly Babies

    February 27, 2019 /

    One thing I learned while working as a database administrator over 17 years is the importance of teamwork across departments. Many times, we have to rely on network and SAN administrator to make changes to their environments in order to make SQL Server run more efficiently. There are times where the storage and network create bottlenecks for SQL server and after doing all the possible tuning you can do with your code and configuration you must turn to them for modifications to their hardware. Knowing how to effectively work with other departments without placing blame is crucial. As most do, we take our work personally. After all it’s your hard…

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    Free Training 24HOP

    April 18, 2018

    Trouble Shooting Little Jewel -Windows PSR (Problem Steps Recorder)

    March 29, 2017

    How Much Will Compression Really Gain Me in SQL Server?

    October 31, 2018
  • Back to Basics,  Misc

    Live, Learn, and Grow

    April 25, 2018 /

    Ever look back at old work and wonder what was I thinking when I did that? Or even better you mock and get disgusted over some code you stumble upon and then realize you wrote it? Today is one of those days. Lucky for me one of my clients is a company I used to work for. It’s awesome to be able to go back and work in an environment you are familiar with. However, with that, you realize when you worked there you made some decisions or wrote some code that you now shake your head at. On the other hand, it’s a really great way to see how…

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    Bloggers Should Have Reach

    February 14, 2018

    Query Predicates in SQL Server

    May 24, 2018

    Are My SQL Server Indexes Being Used?

    August 28, 2019
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