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  • Performance Tuning

    Solving SQL Server Mysteries with a Whole Gang of Sleuths -Scooby Dooing Episode 4

    September 10, 2025 /

    One thing I’ve always loved about the Scooby-Doo cartoon is that he never solved a mystery alone. Scooby and Shaggy could sniff out a clue between snacks, but it always took the rest of the Mystery Inc. gang to crack the mystery. Velma helped with her smarts, Fred with the traps, and Daphne with spotting the overlooked details—all of them used their skills to actually catch the villain. And sometimes, they even brought in special guests, such as Batman, the Harlem Globetrotters, or Don Knotts, to help tackle the really tricky cases. Performance tuning in SQL Server works the same way. The Tunnel Vision Trap When you’re buried in a…

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    Are My SQL Server Indexes Being Used?

    August 28, 2019

    5 Ways to Examine Cardinality Metrics

    May 2, 2018

    Synchronous VS Asynchronous Statistics Updates

    October 25, 2017
  • Azure,  Back to Basics,  Performance Tuning,  Problems & Solutions

    Scooby-Doo and the Mystery of Cloud Costs (Let’s have some fun!) – Scooby Dooing Episode 1

    August 25, 2025 /

    If there’s one thing I’ve learned in consulting, it’s that SQL Server, and other database performance tuning isn’t just about faster queries—it’s directly tied to your bottom line in the cloud. Databases, because of their large memory and IO footprint are some of the most expensive cloud resources. Every extra read, every bloated execution plan, every oversized tier you’re running? That’s money disappearing faster than Scooby Snacks at a midnight ghost chase. So, grab your Scooby-Doo hat, because it’s time to solve the mystery of runaway cloud costs. Clue 1: Start with Query Store – Your Map of Clues Every good mystery starts with clues, and in SQL Server (and…

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    Master of None

    October 8, 2015

    Quick Tip: Remove CONVERT\CAST from your WHERE\JOIN clauses

    March 28, 2022

    New Resumable Online Index Create SQL Server 2019

    November 28, 2018
  • Performance Tuning,  Uncategorized

    Blogging at SQLPerformance.com

    April 18, 2017 /

    I am honored to be a Guest Blogger at SQLPerformance.com. As a member of the SentryOne Product Advisory Council (PAC) I will be writing occasionally for the site. You can catch my first blog post It’s Not You It’s Me (I/O Troubleshooting) through simple changes. SQLPerformance.com is about providing innovative and practical solutions for improving SQL Server performance. Whether you are running a 3rd party application database where very little can be changed, or you are a DBA at a site where getting the application developers to change anything is next to impossible, they cover both the “how” and the “why.”

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    QUICK & DIRTY: Table name change for all stored procedures

    December 10, 2015

    Sorting in Stored Procedures – Food for Thought

    January 29, 2020

    Keep It Simple Stupid

    July 24, 2019
  • Lone DBA

    The Shield

    March 11, 2016 /

    How many of you are known as the “Grumpy DBA” or have a bad reputation with users because you are always saying no or they have to wait? I know many DBAs that have this reputation. To avoid this, I use my manager as a shield and suggest you do too. As a Lone DBA, with an extremely full plate, I learned that having that shield is necessary. It prevents me from being seen as the bad guy and protects me from work overload. We all experience what I call, “Drive Bys”, when people are asking for stuff on the fly. Telling someone “No” while they are waiting in your office can be…

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    Does Your Code Have a Preamble?

    October 18, 2017

    Expanding My Reach

    February 7, 2018

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    May 24, 2018
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    Admit You Can’t Do Everything

    September 28, 2015 /

    As most of you know, I have been a Lone DBA for 15+ years and during that time I have learned a thing or two about how to survive on my own in relatively large environments.  One of those things is knowing when to admit you cannot do it all.  Working alone on 56 servers you can imagine how the workload can seem insurmountable.  There are times when in one week I will do 70+ tasks, not including project work and daily monitoring.  To manage and get this type of workload accomplish you have to learn to work smarter not harder. That’s when you have to enlist help and hire…

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    February 21, 2018

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    Bloggers Should Have Reach

    February 14, 2018

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    It's All in the Name, Index Naming Conventions
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    Tempdb Performance Improvements in SQL Server 2022 are Dramatic
  • Memory Optimized Tables in SQL Server
    Memory Optimized Tables in SQL Server
  • How to get started with Always Encrypted for Beginners Part 1
    How to get started with Always Encrypted for Beginners Part 1
  • The Mystery of the Locked-Up Database -Scooby Dooing Episode 6
    The Mystery of the Locked-Up Database -Scooby Dooing Episode 6
  • Understanding Columnstore Indexes in SQL Server Part 2
    Understanding Columnstore Indexes in SQL Server Part 2
  • The Case for Scooby-Dooing: Solving SQL Server Mysteries Like a Pro– Scooby Dooing Episode 8
    The Case for Scooby-Dooing: Solving SQL Server Mysteries Like a Pro– Scooby Dooing Episode 8
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    DMV’s for the Beginner
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